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real life does not exist.
about me: i fucking love hairless cats. and potatos.


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Client looking at the perfect circle images on their team page.

Client:  The circles aren’t round enough.

Me: How so?

Client: They aren’t as round as I was expecting.

It took a while to figure out, but they were trying to refer to the size of the circles. 

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Name: Brooklyn West Carter
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Name: Brooklyn West Carter

Age: 22

Location : Atlanta

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wtfevolution:

"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”
"Uh huh."
"And I made some carnivorous birds.”
"You did indeed."
"And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”
"I know, evolution. Those were nice."
"Well, I’ve got a new one."
"Great."
"Carnivorous… potatoes!”
"I’m sorry?"
"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”
"Are you serious?"
"Of course I’m serious." 
"Death by potato?" 
"That’s the idea." 
"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."
"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"
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wtfevolution:

"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”

"Uh huh."

"And I made some carnivorous birds.”

"You did indeed."

"And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”

"I know, evolution. Those were nice."

"Well, I’ve got a new one."

"Great."

"Carnivorous… potatoes!”

"I’m sorry?"

"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”

"Are you serious?"

"Of course I’m serious." 

"Death by potato?" 

"That’s the idea." 

"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."

"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bmerva / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

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